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This is more of a test than anything else. But, for those of you who have not met Tootie, here she is.
I have taken to calling her my C.H.E.W.S (Canine Homedefense Early Warning System). She is a great alarm system, barking loudly anytime anything happens. And by this I mean anything. Wind. Cars passing. Sunlight. Rain. Days ending in the letter "y."
Unfortunately, her only offensive capability is a ferocious face licking. She does not do much else, though she is a loyal and (mostly) obedient dog. She has mastered sitting, shaking, and will sometimes speak on command. Her two greatest pastimes are eating treats and she has recently (despite her deceptively small size) mastered mounting the couch. One downfall for her is that once she has mounted, she cannot get off of the couch. I am undecided as to whether she is practicing psyops on me by refusing to get off the couch without assistance or whether she is terrified of the 18 inch drop from couch to floor.
I have taken to calling her my C.H.E.W.S (Canine Homedefense Early Warning System). She is a great alarm system, barking loudly anytime anything happens. And by this I mean anything. Wind. Cars passing. Sunlight. Rain. Days ending in the letter "y."
Unfortunately, her only offensive capability is a ferocious face licking. She does not do much else, though she is a loyal and (mostly) obedient dog. She has mastered sitting, shaking, and will sometimes speak on command. Her two greatest pastimes are eating treats and she has recently (despite her deceptively small size) mastered mounting the couch. One downfall for her is that once she has mounted, she cannot get off of the couch. I am undecided as to whether she is practicing psyops on me by refusing to get off the couch without assistance or whether she is terrified of the 18 inch drop from couch to floor.